Według swobodnych wyliczeń, powstało już około 130 pasków komiksowych z Alojzym. Setkę z nich można wypatrzyć na niniejszej stronie. Click to zoom.
“Take this tee off.”
“Why?”
“‘Cause it offends me as a Pole. You make me feel embarassed.”
“Better take it off.”
“All right.”
“Or better put it on!”
“Wait, I know a good way of tatoo removing!”
“It’s the early bird who catches… a punch in the face!”
“Alojzy! You? You are depressed?”
“I trusted someone, and I got disappointed.”
“Oh, that’s fucking nothing! I didn’t trust, and still got disappointed!”
“I believe, that in Poland there is a place for foreigners. But it’s in work camps, and not in the universities or in offices.”
“And I believe, that you, rascist politicians, should wear large condoms on your heads, like the KKK faggots. If a dick must fuck around, let it not pass the disease.”
“What porn ban? Whenever I turn the TV on, everything there is fucked!”
“National resistance…! National force…! national charge…!!! NATIONAL POWER!!… and…”
“What’s wrong with him?”
“His national batteries have gone flat.”
“So I didn’t know how to chat this lass up, as she was catholic, and me – a declared antipapist. In this religious dillema, I asked God for a sign.”
“And?”
“I got it. Unfortunately it was a NO ENTRY sign.”
“I see cows, I say: steak, roast, jerky…” “It’s almost the same with me. When I see people, I say: asshole, cunt, or dick.”
“Non-smokers”
“Illiterate”
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“Austerity in education, healthcare, mass transit… where’s the money you take from us in tax?… Okay, okay, now I see it.”
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Tuszem! 
